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The story of my life.

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:31:38 -0500

I have been the victim of helpless friends and family members since the release of Windows 3.1x.

I drew this for the Design Fundamentals course I took this...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:41:51 -0500

I drew this for the Design Fundamentals course I took this quarter. The assignment was to find an uncommon connection between two common or overused symbols.

The 30 Rock-Filipino Connection

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:16:00 -0500

The 30 Rock-Filipino Connection:

This week’s episode of 30 Rock had Tracy Morgan’s character sporting some EGOT bling. I’m so confused.

More perspective at pinoylife.com.

web-comics: savagemike: You’re ruining christmas.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:40:21 -0500

web-comics:

savagemike:

You’re ruining christmas.

I’d live my life like that if I could. Look at that...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:46:00 -0500

I’d live my life like that if I could.

Look at that nooooose.

:) That’s Christine in the background.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:58:00 -0500

That’s Christine in the background.

I would eat these with milk out of the...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:35:00 -0500

I would eat these with milk out of the periodic-table-of-elements-mug I bought this weekend.

The problem I have with girls who wear tights as pants.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:50:00 -0500

The fact that they don’t realize that the thin fabric stretches into an opaque screen that does nothing to hide their bright blue panties from people, like me, who happen to be climbing the stairs behind them, and who happen to look up at the wrong time.

Also, sometimes their buttcracks get hungry and eat their tights into extreme wedgies, leaving the full shape of their butt explicitly exposed and practically naked.

Also, camel toe.

I guess this proves that I’m not a heterosexual male. Or that maybe I’m a prude.

I am alone in the apartment.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:02:44 -0500

Someone’s Droid is trying to connect to my Macbook. Should I allow it and mess around with their phone? Hrrrrrmmmmm.

Thankful.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:13:34 -0500

This year, and perhaps every year, I am thankful for: food, friends, and family. In that order.

"As Edward, Pattinson is all pale passion and tortured restraint; his eyebrows, like muskrats..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:23:00 -0500

““As Edward, Pattinson is all pale passion and tortured restraint; his eyebrows, like muskrats determined to mate, hunch together in the middle of his sunken face; the few times he smiles, it looks as if it hurts, and he still seems reluctant to move his mouth when he talks.”

- New Moon review in Time.
It’s no secret how much I despise the Twilight series, primarily for how badly written the books are, but I do love how the innate creative ineptitude that drives the franchise inspires such poetry.

People who I feel should no longer be relevant in the media:

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:15:00 -0500

Jon Gosselin
Carrie Prejean
Stephanie Meyer & other Twilight-affiliated celebrities
Levi Johnston
Megan Fox
Teabaggers

Many of these people should never have been relevant in the first place.

http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:39:14 -0500

http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/:

You want to click. You’re going to click. I know it.

web-comics: throwglasspeople: zombienice: caiiit: zombie...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:41:07 -0400

web-comics:

throwglasspeople:

zombienice:

caiiit:

zombie peanuts.

How to cook perfect boiled eggs.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:29:00 -0400

How to cook perfect boiled eggs.:

Food science and food porn in one link… genius.

People watching.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:10:21 -0400

Last night, I ventured into Hollywood with the regulars looking forward to 90’s throwbacks and a good time. What I found was a small bar swarming with hip Asians and two creepy older caucasian men ogling all the pretty young female things. I may not have found them so creepy if I hadn’t overheard them mention something about an “Asian fetish” as they edged up to the bar beside me to buy drinks.

Attempting to party on Thursdays is so daunting now that I’m an old lady who has to try to be at work at 7:30am. My Friday night will be spent in sweats, catching up on the unseen TV in my DVR.

"Did you see her? She lost hella weight but she’s still ugly."

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:27:20 -0400

“Did you see her? She lost hella weight but she’s still ugly.”

- Christine’s commentary on the lap band TV commercial.

Bwahh

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:41:54 -0400

Bwahh

NPR: Don't Gimme Five!

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:29:32 -0400

NPR: Don't Gimme Five!:

This morning in staff meeting, we reviewed sick hygiene and etiquette. If you are fevered, stay home. Wash your hands frequently. When interacting with a group of people, maintain a distance of at least 3 feet between you and the next adjacent person.

There was brief consideration to provide students with surgical masks if they come into the office and commence coughing out their lungs in the waiting area. I’ve been coughing out my lungs into my elbows pretty consistently for the last 8 weeks, but I don’t think they’d let me wear a mask … :(

A typical conversation with Justin.

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:16:00 -0400

justin: nay are you at work?
me: yessiyam
justin: well when you're in a safe place, you need to watch this: http://lolpornonline.com/post/26261101/pterodactyl-porn
me: you don't even go through the trouble of trying to mask the urls anymore, do you.
justin: i also now have an instructional video to teach ppl how to body roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvKXO6L4-Bg
justin: my filipino friend was like 'ooooh, so that's what you were talking about justin'